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Monday, September 25, 2006

The naughty boy dat my mama look after is getting frm bad to worse.. juz imagine, after sloggin outside facin nonsense frm ppl, when I rch home, I was BULLIED by tis fella..

EXAMPLE 1
Me: baobei, can u call darling mummy open door for da jie?
Bb: ni you mei you mai tang gei wo?
Me: call darling mummy xian..
Off he run to get my mum to open door for me..once I step in,
Bb: wo de tang ne?
Me: da jie wang ji mai.. ming tian wo mai gei ni, ok?
Den he start crying.. so loudly~

EXAMPLE 2
Bb: da jie, ke yi jie wo kan ni dian hua ma?
Me: ok..
Den I leave e room to get something..

PONG~

Me: wei she me wo dian hua zai di xia?
Bb: da jie throw de..
Me: wo zai wai mian lo..
Bb: shi da jie …

I was fuming inside.. bout to explode…. Tmd.. I was outside getting something.. he threw my phone and yet he can stil accuse mi…. Which idiot wil b so stupid to throw a new phone???
Me: wo yao na teng tiao liao..
Bb: *cry* whining
Mama: lao da~ bu yao yi zhi qi fu ah boy..

Win liao lo.. he threw my phone and my mama accuse mi of bullying him…

Bb: da jie shi wu gui…

Tmd… tis kid seriously need so teachin man… Isn’t it so ridiculous?its my home.. n I got to take nonsense frm a small kid who is only 3+ yrs old.. *faint*

tis kid seriously need some bashin frm mi.. *punch fist* But at times, he is also so sweet n cute.. *shit*

EXAMPLE 1
Me: baobei, yao tang ma?
Bb: yao..
Me: pai zhao xian..
Bb pose for e pic..

too bad for him.. i wasnt too happy wif e pic i took.. coz he seems to b entertaining mi.. so i decided to b a CRUEL person for dat day.. juz to attain my goal.. of bullying him.. *grinz*

Me: Bb, not nice.. duo yi ge..
Bb: ok..

tmd~ i couldnt c his eyes.. not counted.. i wan e best pic.... so i play punk again..
Me: Bb, bu hao kan.. zai lai yi ge..

for once, he was such a darling.. he oblighed wif wat i say...

omg~ y cant he juz open his eyes big big and take a decent pic??hmmm~

tis time, i told him..

Me: da jie angry liao.. Bb's eyes too small.. open big big....

he is a perfect darling today.. but alas~ e eyes r too big, without smile somemre!!!

therefore, i got him to take a last pic, provided it muz b nice b4 he can get a sweet..i told him,

Me: Bb, one mre.. tis one not nice..

i tink he is gettin kind of pissed of.. so decided to give him a sweet to make him feel better.. after eating e sweet, he was so kiasu.. a typical singapore bb.. he ask..

Bb: hai you sweet sweet hor?
Me: you la..

lol.. end of e day, i tink tis pic which i took after giving him e sweet was so cute n adorable.. and he earn himself some mentos and a bubble blowing time....

**i arent dat bad to kids.. but tis bb is truly so cute dat he deserve a whole entry talkin bout him..**

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11:29 AM

its getting funny.. there is tis person in my office..he's so funny even though he gets on my nerve at times..okok..lets give him a name..lets call him"Ben"..

tis ben huh..super funny..his actions r so big..his reactions r so funny..and his fav phrase is"i duno..dun ask mi..i everythin also duno!!".. can u imagine workin wif someone like him?? he is helpful though.. he is polite.. but kind of moody at times.. i remember workin wif him n my team mates last week due to those stupid backlogs frm japan.. (couldnt japan give us a break?haiz~) Ben was jokin n talkin as usual.. suddenly, guess wat.. he said v loudly startling e remaining 4 of us in e office.. "Shhh.. keep quiet! do ur orders.. dun talk!" den there was silence in e office..thru out e night.. i tot he was POSSESSED~

but guess wat, after awhile he started to talkin again.. he said,"when its time to b serious,everyone muz b serious.. do ur work seriously.. arent tis guy contradicting?? haiz~ i wish i could understand him n not get startled when he start losing his mind.. (he sits in front of mi.. duno when will he start on of his scary movement n come chasing after mi with a chopper..) isnt it funny? everyone is so quiet.. den he started talkin and askin everyone to b silent.. lol.. its so funny can??

but well, he is a nice guy though.. he volunteers to do things n is helpful to almost everyone.. he change the refill of e water dispenser in our office..he ask if u wan choc n etc.. overall, he is not bad xcept for his strange behaviour at times.... i was tinkin whether does he have a gf?(not b coz i m interested..) coz i nvr hear him mention bout gerls unlike his fren, clement..who left us b4 tis Ben joins us.. hmmm..

heng ar..clement did warn mi b4..lol.. sayin his fren can crack e lamest joke in e world..also he can say those funny funny things out of blue moon, startlin everyone.. like wat he did last week over e ot.. guess wat.. we will b doing ot again tonight.. i m prayin hard dat he doesnt gimmi these type of scary "stunts" again.. i m gona have a heart attack if he does so..

**dont get offended if u happen to read tis,"BEN".. tis is suppose to play a part in helpin mi remember the past when i m old.. forgive mi...

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10:40 AM

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