alright!! its so freaking great! i FAILED my tp ytd~
freaking high bcoz:
1. i paid nearly 1.4k for everythin ( lesson n TP )

2. circuit was fine until the last sector.. which was paralle parking.. which i bang the pole 4 times and 5th time e pole drop.. total of (4x4) + 10 = deduction of 26 points ya? * didnt noe can go back to same spot to do again if ownself think cannot park! in my lesson, i onli like hit pole 4 times throughout from start til now! * i jitao freak out when i c he minus so many points.. didnt noe wil kena deduct point if i hit the pole though the pole nvr drop!!

3. the next TP date is 11/9/07 which is like 3 mths later!

4. got to spend another sum of money for lesson again til the next TP which i duno how many lesson i need to take again!

5. my darn instructor, who is my uncle, told mi, u sure "fei lou" one la.. * way before i took my test ya? its darn demoralising!! *

6. was so irritated as my actual TP date was on March.. but my BEST instructor changed his mind and doesnt let mi go for it and reschedule my date ya?

above 6 reason enuff to make mi high?? LOL!! SIAN HALF LO! KAO!!

anyway, read this mail from my cousin.. was sent to mi ages ago but i only open the mail today coz was clearing mail..

its a mail on ah beng and after reading, i though of a fren whom irene asked along to go k ytd!

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610!
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Ah Beng : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,except the TV in my house.'

Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?=======================================
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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freaking lame right? it happens last night also when tis funny kid( shall call him kid coz he behave like one! ), start to debate with us on his gf going to club.. btw, shall call him A ask his name is Alvinson * funny ar? LOL!! *

A: i tink girls go club all v desperate..
US: wat talking u le.. club means desperate?
A: ya la.. desperate.. know go club sure kena touch by guys.. wat for go? like dat not counted desperate counted as wat?
US: pls la.. many wil prevent de lo.. u one bamboo hit all boats sink le..
A: my gf like dat one la.. ask her dun go club dun listen..
US: den u go club without her?
A: ya la.. we got this pact wat.. i go where she wont ask or follow.. she go where i also wont ask of follow la..
US: pls le.. if this e case den whats tis debate abt? since u both got pact!
A: jus not happy lo!
US: * speechless*

isnt it lame? u dun like ppl do things to u, den u shd not do e same lo.. alamak! simple right?
anyway, side track abit.. in conclusion, shall nvr go out with irene if she get this guy to tag along! a v nonsensical person and full of craps with lame ideas of gangs ya? full of himself and love to brag on which gang he is in and who he hack! LOL!!! omg~

alright.. i noe i m getting bored.. just a random post ya? LOL!!! b back to blog abt MS's wedding last night ya? :)

11:55 AM